July 2012
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
throwing stop signs at people who need to stop
Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.
WHY CAN’T I STOP LISTENING TO THIS
WH-
THAT OAK
okay this is stupid but this is driving me CRAZY
this girl on Facebook just posted a picture of her and her friend at the zoo in front of the tiger exhibit and she made the caption “lions and tigers and bears oh my!” That’s not the annoying part. Her friend’s last name is…
Well, this is actually a pretty funny confession of back when I was a weeaboo in middle school.
*ahem* Taiwanese *ahem*when you want to be friends with people but they dont even know who you are

