where is this red string of fate and where can I buy it online
- me: hey guys talk to me im nice
- Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
- follower #1: omg what flavour?
- follower #2: me too!
- follower #3: what brand omg
me and my dad in the car this morning
- him: we have to go in that direction
- me: what direction?
- him: over there
- me: how many directions?
- him: omg you're insane
- me: just say it
- him: one direction
how do you non-creepily tell someone that you think you’re soulmates
- Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
- Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
- Manga: Love is possible for you. You'll also snag the hottest person ever~
- Anime: You will have great and amazing adventures with some friends, and save the world!
- Dreams: You can be anything you want. Even a unicorn.
- Life: HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.