girl: hey wanna see a jigglybra boy: jiggly bra????? yeah!! girl:
he-wants-the-doitsu: When someone tries going through your sketch book
kiyotakamine: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP switching personalities.
guynecologist: hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
silverlullabies: fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess I just choked
vampireswillbutthurtyou: don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
i like your drawing but i don’t like your shipping
snoipahkat: i love when you beat the elite four and get to the locked areas and theyres trainers who are all unassuming but really strong its like you walk in the path of a preschooler and theyre like LETS BATTLE and youre all aww ok you’re cute and then they whip out a fuckin lvl 70 charizard and you’re like SHIT KID
officerlollipop: we-are-phanmily: i remember i was singing a song that requires a boy and a girl and forgot that my window was open so when the part where the guy sang thERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE, SITTING ON THE GRASS AND SINGING ALONG WITH ME. MARRY HIM
cjhatesboredom: meanwhile in twitter… moments later…
saaywhaaaaaaaaaat: So I was on itunes… Is it weird I found this hilarious?
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
feferipixies: stygende: nordegrafs: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once #should have done the blonde anime girl in the red plaid you mean yes that one exactly wake me up inside
foodtrucker: i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to
i like how everyone on my twitter timeline is talking to each other about college and comforting each other and stuff. Saying they miss each other and acting all close and friendly HOWEVER i feel lonely cos no one bothers to say hi to me or say they miss me or comfort me when i rant bout shizz thanks guys
liveinphoenix: idk why people assume youre jealous of everything you hate i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies
novemberrain93: boundedbyrealityy: People send their kids to school, kids get shot. People watch batman, they get shot. People run marathons for charity, they get bombed. Where is the innocence in the world, is there even good left in us? Teacher sacrifices her life to save children. Hollywood cancels premiere and Christian Bale goes to honor victims. People rush to donate their own...